I've been vegetarian for the past half-year or more and lovin' it (I think that's trademarked by McD's but who cares they'll never find this).

...but You already know that. Well, almost all of you.

But what I bet most of you don't know is that due to some thyroid hormone imbalances I've been put on a strict diet which isn't that strict since I'm vegetarian anyway and don't eat most of the stuff that I'm supposed to be avoiding.

So in a nutshell, that leaves eggs, dairy and white vegetable (don't ask!) that I have to be careful about.

Which isn't all that difficult because, sans eating out, my meals are made up of combinations of various lettuces, spinach, flourless bread, flaxseed, black sesame seeds, honey, oat bran, soy milk, wheat grass and an assortment of nuts, seeds and fruits.

That's it. That's the whole lot there.

I bet I can take it one step further and go vegan. I think I would like that.

...but then noone would want to go out with me anymore.