But I'm not seventeen, so it's not Armageddon.

Still, it deserves a post simply because it's not something that happens often to me... and also simply because I've got nothing else to blog about.

You see, my nails almost never get chipped because I bite them all the time so I never have enough of them for that to happen.

They look something like this on a regular basis. You can tell straight away that I chipped the middle one.

Nevermind the lecture notes. I took this in reply to the 100th 'so, whatcha up to now?'

I strongly advocate nail-biting because it's practical and economical. No need for french manicures and worrying about ruining them, no need for nail clippers. I don't own a nail clipper.

Just don't ask about my toenails.