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How yA doiN'?
As you can tell, this blog is where I put in some of my most unoriginal monologues for times when I refuse to listen to myself anymore. Hence, there will often be moments of self-obsession so read with that in mind and try not to bash your head against your keyboard. Leave a comment/tag or two if you will and remember: individuals mentioned here are in no way in reference to any living persons, dead or alive(look! I made a funny already!), unless mentioned so.

Again, I would like to stress that this blog DOES NOT act as a diary, or a journal of some sort... it's made to be somewhat of a feel-good blog. What, do u really think that my life's THAT goofy and meaningless?
Well, maybe it is but I'd like to keep that to myself, thank you.

Obligatory "About Me" Column:-
Contrary to popular opinion, I DO NOT have an Elvis fetish. Although i DO admit to being a manic fan, at best. But don't you agree his voice is just oh-so-sexay? And those sideburns!
I thought I found the love of my life in the form of a yellow Getz (and have even taken to referring to it as the lemon of my eye, albeit in an affectionate manner) but my bro decided that it wasn't too gay for him after all when I left for Australia. It's not so yellow now nor does it look very much like a getz so I guess I'll go find a beemer to fall in love with next
I also enjoy spending time alone in my pjs with Johnnie Walker. Probably the only male name to ever be associated with me for a long time to come, at least until said bro quits telling everyone that I'm lesbian.
I'm not lesbian. I think.
Quiet by nature, and only chatty with myself or when I'm not in a good mood. Go figure.
I only wear clothes comfortable enough to feel like I'm wearing nothing, but they also have to be uncomfortable enough to assure me that I AM wearing something, lest I venture out one day forgetting to put on a pair of pants. Highly possible.
I love Hoarding curios like empty bottles and broken lemon-shaped radios complete with eyes and feet because someday they'll be worth big bucks and I'll be richer than the guy at the top of the Ipoh White Coffee franchise.
Enjoying life right now compared to my pre-teen years. A significant reason is the dying off of the boyband era. Heaven forbid should they do a Jesus Christ.



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Friday, February 24, 2006

It was a dark and stuffy night...

...My mom just ended her class.

And so I suggested we go to this mamak in TTDI where they serve this really sinfully delightful pizza-naan. *ssslurp*

Then along the way, we got bored of Tom Jones and so I suggested to my mom we listen to this new CD I bought just yesterday, 'THE ORIGINAL DISCO ALBUM : 20 Discovating Dance Floor Classics'.

It has a really cool cover. See?

Cool shit huh?

So now I can groove to some of the best 70's disco hits and go "That's the way (uh-huh uh-huh) I like it!!!" anytime of the day!

But of course that's besides the point.

The point is... I decided to be law-abiding this time and asked my mom to put the cd in. And just to let u know, my cd player's kinda ill-fitting coz the original one was stolen last year so now there's a slight gap above this one.

But I didn't really worry about that... coz there are lil' green lights at the part where I'm supposed to slip my cd in and even if u accidentally jam it into the gap, it'll be at such an angle that it gets stuck and u can't really push it in any further without realising that it's the wrong opening.

Is it just me or is this beginning to sound very suggestive?

But no matter. Thing is, my mom somehow or other managed to slide the cd into the wrong gap, AND at such an angle that the cd slipped right in to the back with a plonk!

Me: 0_0

Mom: 0_0

Me: OMG!!! MY NEW CD!!! MY BRAND NEW CD!!! U KILLED MY CD!!!

Mom: aAAAAHH!!! Nvm! nvm! can dig out wan!!! *picks at said gap and attempts to pull off my whole dashboard just like the guys who stole my old player*

Me: MY CD!!! I'VE ONLY LISTENED TO IT ONCE!!! ONCE!!!

(Silence for a lil' while with me givin her the occasional growl)

Mom: Your cd... Very short-lived hor?

Me: DARE TO SAY SOMEMORE!!! 24 HOURS! IT'S ONLY BEEN WITH ME 24-FREAKIN'-HOURS!!!

Mom: Sorry! sorry! I buy u a new one!

Me: I LIKE THIS ONE!!! THIS ONE!!! MY SEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(silence again, allowing me to calm down. I can get very noisy when provoked)

Mom: Actually ah... u lah! So tamchiak (gelojoh; greedy) everytime eat naan. Eat, eat, eat. If we didn't come out tonight then Your cd wouldn't have fallen in just now.

Me: 0_0

Mom: Yalah! It's actually all your fault, u know? Somemore u know ur mother's not good at this kind of thing wan somemore ask me to change cd, change cd... change ur backside ah!

Me: .................................

Posted at 02:31 am by Ketot-Kid


	cpy February 26, 2006 12:51 AM PST Pw: eh so attract their attention by laughin out loud and then go "Oh man, u guys gotta TOTALLY check out this blog, yo!!!"! gimme some support, yo! Idiot: funny? FUNNY?! We'll wait til ur mom mampuskan ur brand new cd n THEN u tell me whether it's funny or not...!!! hahahah... well... it IS kinda funny esp when i look through the gap now and see the poor cd there all by its lonesome... Min: I'm outta shape as it is so i guess if i'm gonna twist into somethin, it'd probably be back into shape...


	maven February 25, 2006 07:22 PM PST yalah!!! u memang so greedy..haih!! hahha.. oh well. moral o the story.. dun buy original cds? muahhahahaha.... n wat u gonna twist? outa shape?


	sherry February 25, 2006 06:57 PM PST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! dammit, i totally burst out laughing at this post! ur mum is wayyyyy funny wahaha! XD


	pei wey February 25, 2006 02:51 AM PST ur mom;s SOOOO funny!!! i was actually planning to ask u...when're u gonna lemme listen to this cd...hahahaha =) and yes!! i alwiz laff while reading ur blog in the coll comp lab!! and ppl alwiz stare at me funnily!!


	cpy February 24, 2006 03:46 PM PST 5 bucks?! FIVE BUCKS?! The day i decide to buy an original cd it lasts only 24 hours!!! i paid 28 bucks for this!!! Well u could always get them all to read my blog too and laugh together... :D And don't u underestimate me... i can do the twist!!!


	maven February 24, 2006 03:00 PM PST HAHAHAH!! shit py, i'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud cos i'm in the med faculty's comp lab!!! ah well.. not like it was the original, rite? hahhaha. only waste 5 bucks...n lets face it. ur not that great at dancing, so we'd be doing the rest of the world a favour?? :P

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