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How yA doiN'?
As you can tell, this blog is where I put in some of my most unoriginal monologues for times when I refuse to listen to myself anymore. Hence, there will often be moments of self-obsession so read with that in mind and try not to bash your head against your keyboard. Leave a comment/tag or two if you will and remember: individuals mentioned here are in no way in reference to any living persons, dead or alive(look! I made a funny already!), unless mentioned so.
Again, I would like to stress that this blog DOES NOT act as a diary, or a journal of some sort... it's made to be somewhat of a feel-good blog. What, do u really think that my life's THAT goofy and meaningless?
Well, maybe it is but I'd like to keep that to myself, thank you.
Obligatory "About Me" Column:-
Contrary to popular opinion, I DO NOT have an Elvis fetish. Although i DO admit to being a manic fan, at best. But don't you agree his voice is just oh-so-sexay? And those sideburns!
I thought I found the love of my life in the form of a yellow Getz ( and have even taken to referring to it as the lemon of my eye, albeit in an affectionate manner) but my bro decided that it wasn't too gay for him after all when I left for Australia. It's not so yellow now nor does it look very much like a getz so I guess I'll go find a beemer to fall in love with next I also enjoy spending time alone in my pjs with Johnnie Walker. Probably the only male name to ever be associated with me for a long time to come, at least until said bro quits telling everyone that I'm lesbian.
I'm not lesbian. I think.
Quiet by nature, and only chatty with myself or when I'm not in a good mood. Go figure.
I only wear clothes comfortable enough to feel like I'm wearing nothing, but they also have to be uncomfortable enough to assure me that I AM wearing something, lest I venture out one day forgetting to put on a pair of pants. Highly possible.
I love Hoarding curios like empty bottles and broken lemon-shaped radios complete with eyes and feet because someday they'll be worth big bucks and I'll be richer than the guy at the top of the Ipoh White Coffee franchise.
Enjoying life right now compared to my pre-teen years. A significant reason is the dying off of the boyband era. Heaven forbid should they do a Jesus Christ.
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Thursday, July 07, 2005
I promised Sizzlin' SARAH ages ago that I'd write a WHOLE post on her n since she's juz such a nice person and all I decided to take a few moments from my overly bz and sardine-packed schedule to finally start on it... JUST for SARAH!!!
*pause*
Ok, ok so I didnt actually promize to do this for her, nor did she ask me to, nor did she approve of diz, but i'm just fulfillin the wishes of certain parties who just cant get enough of her... if u do not know THE SARAH, then u can thank ur luckee-uh-i mean-give urself a kick in the ass coz u sure don't know what you're missin out on! Now, let us begin by looking at the trademarks that make her so different, so unique, and, ultimately, so SARAH.
* She's confuzed 24/7 (ok so it's a common trait of Klang ppl so sue me!)
* Sayz a really cool "take a chill pill", complete with shoulder movementz and hand tilting (not unlike having dizlocated ur wrist) that uh move to each syllable, which gets to u after a while...
* Gives you unrelated answerz to every question
* Comez up with da BEST termz... of which I'll be using occasionally throughout diz post
* Agreez wit ya when she's not supposed to, n disagreez wit ya (wit the occasional whack) when she's supposed to (goes back to the point about confusion)
* She can't smile when she uses earphonez, or else they'll pop out, giving the impression that she's ltrying to digest "Nuclear Physics by Ear" or somethin like dat, when she's most prob digestin somethin like "This shit is BANANAS! B! A-N-A-N-A-S!!!"
* Spews out whatever she digests in d above situation at every opportunity
* Speaks in SARAH-slang/accent/mispronounciation (however u look at it), with words like "hangry" and "sanday" and about having "original" hair
Well I truly apologize for da lack of pointz, and the nonexistence of examplz... it's juz that i cant seem to fully recall any one of the numerous incidentz involving SARAH and her ingenuity... but ill bear in mind to keep u updated on SARAH happeningz ok? To clarify certain pointz, u may give Deb Da Weird Shah-Alamer's blog a visit...
To assist all u ppl out there in gettin to know diz chick, I'll give a brief description of her physical appearance, so as to give u an idea of what SARAH might look like, lest u see her takin a nice, leisurely jaywalk acrozz the road or something...
* Has BIG, ROUND eyes
* Long, black, ORIGINAL hair
* usually sporting a blank expression/smile
Okayz, i noe im lousy at describin stuffz, so i decided to expand my skillz by learning how to insert a picture so u all would noe wat a SARAH looks like... PREEEE-ZENTING........ *drumroll plz*
DA ONE-N-ONLY................ ZARAAAAH!!!!
Eh? wait wait... datz not rite... oh well... at least i got d eyes and expression rite... now letz c... ahh... HERE it is!!! ONE MORE TIME!!! PREEEE-~ aah screw it...
(clockwise from far left: Innocent Bystander 1, Innocent Bystander 2, Innocent Bystander 3, SARAH)
Now here we have SARAH (in shirt/red shirt) in full glory, having pulled three unsuspectin, innocent bystanders (god bless their soulz n sanity) into her bubble of utter confusion, which accounts for the whole group of them thinking they're living in Manga-World... Ultraman, maybe? one of those hero things, no doubt, with rayz of light projectin from their palms/fingertips/foreheads capable of reducing the enemy monster's energy-level by a third and after defeating said enemy monster, all four of them regroup to strike a pose, with the biggest hero iup front in her most 'gaya' pose, and god forbid, letz not 4get about the rising/setting sun in the background (told u they were confused! there isnt even a peek of sunlight! Jap characters NEVER defeat the enemy at night!)... suggestions, anyone?
SARAH'Z DA BOMB!!! ALL HAIL SARAH!!!
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