How yA doiN'?
As you can tell, this blog is where I put in some of my most unoriginal monologues for times when I refuse to listen to myself anymore. Hence, there will often be moments of self-obsession so read with that in mind and try not to bash your head against your keyboard. Leave a comment/tag or two if you will and remember: individuals mentioned here are in no way in reference to any living persons, dead or alive(look! I made a funny already!), unless mentioned so.
Again, I would like to stress that this blog DOES NOT act as a diary, or a journal of some sort... it's made to be somewhat of a feel-good blog. What, do u really think that my life's THAT goofy and meaningless?
Well, maybe it is but I'd like to keep that to myself, thank you.
Obligatory "About Me" Column:-
Contrary to popular opinion, I DO NOT have an
Elvis fetish. Although i DO admit to being a manic fan, at best. But don't you agree his voice is just oh-so-sexay? And those
sideburns!
I thought I found the love of my life in the form of a
yellow Getz (
and have even taken to referring to it as the lemon of my eye, albeit in an affectionate manner) but my bro decided that it wasn't too gay for him after all when I left for Australia. It's not so yellow now nor does it look very much like a getz so I guess I'll go find a beemer to fall in love with next
I also enjoy spending time alone in my pjs with
Johnnie Walker. Probably the only male name to ever be associated with me for a long time to come, at least until said bro quits telling everyone that I'm
lesbian.
I'm not lesbian. I think.
Quiet by nature, and only chatty with myself or when I'm not in a good mood. Go figure.
I only wear clothes
comfortable enough to feel like I'm wearing nothing, but they also have to be uncomfortable enough to assure me that I AM wearing something, lest I venture out one day forgetting to put on a pair of pants. Highly possible.
I love
Hoarding curios like empty bottles and broken lemon-shaped radios complete with eyes and feet because someday they'll be worth big bucks and I'll be richer than the guy at the top of the
Ipoh White Coffee franchise.
Enjoying life right now compared to my pre-teen years. A significant reason is the dying off of the boyband era. Heaven forbid should they do a Jesus Christ.
