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"We shall never be capable of organising anything without our heads,
though our heads hinder our understanding more than anything
- Stepan Trofimovitch (Devils, by Fyodor Dostoevsky)

Look! Look! oOOoh... you've found a hidden message! Give yourself a pat on the back! ...make it haARD!!!





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How yA doiN'?
As you can tell, this blog is where I put in some of my most unoriginal monologues for times when I refuse to listen to myself anymore. Hence, there will often be moments of self-obsession so read with that in mind and try not to bash your head against your keyboard. Leave a comment/tag or two if you will and remember: individuals mentioned here are in no way in reference to any living persons, dead or alive(look! I made a funny already!), unless mentioned so.

Again, I would like to stress that this blog DOES NOT act as a diary, or a journal of some sort... it's made to be somewhat of a feel-good blog. What, do u really think that my life's THAT goofy and meaningless?
Well, maybe it is but I'd like to keep that to myself, thank you.


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Obligatory "About Me" Column:-
Contrary to popular opinion, I DO NOT have an Elvis fetish. Although i DO admit to being a manic fan, at best. But don't you agree his voice is just oh-so-sexay? And those sideburns!
I thought I found the love of my life in the form of a yellow Getz (and have even taken to referring to it as the lemon of my eye, albeit in an affectionate manner) but my bro decided that it wasn't too gay for him after all when I left for Australia. It's not so yellow now nor does it look very much like a getz so I guess I'll go find a beemer to fall in love with next
I also enjoy spending time alone in my pjs with Johnnie Walker. Probably the only male name to ever be associated with me for a long time to come, at least until said bro quits telling everyone that I'm lesbian.
I'm not lesbian. I think.
Quiet by nature, and only chatty with myself or when I'm not in a good mood. Go figure.
I only wear clothes comfortable enough to feel like I'm wearing nothing, but they also have to be uncomfortable enough to assure me that I AM wearing something, lest I venture out one day forgetting to put on a pair of pants. Highly possible.
I love Hoarding curios like empty bottles and broken lemon-shaped radios complete with eyes and feet because someday they'll be worth big bucks and I'll be richer than the guy at the top of the Ipoh White Coffee franchise.
Enjoying life right now compared to my pre-teen years. A significant reason is the dying off of the boyband era. Heaven forbid should they do a Jesus Christ.
   

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The blogger thinks putting words in colorful disarray makes her blog look FuNkY... Not realising than in reality it further emphasizes her color-blindness and utter lack of artistic inclination.




The Ràmblïng$ Õf My Páls
(in no particular order of importance)
THE Idiot
80-year-old relic
Xue a.k.a. Kawan!
Pei Wey
Deb-da-weird-Shah-Alamer
Cursing KeXin
Wei Ern
Rachel
TauLee
SuYin
UiHua a.k.a bro/sis
Uncle Lim's Teahouse
Miss Siah (Yi Ching)
YiMan
Kimmy
Shih Ying
Melanie
Craig
Prone to Indigestion. Feed Only with Cursors

Preeezenting... Da Ball-Batting Cat!

ChõicÉ Dîbs: (Disc: it's subjective)
THE SARAH Story
Get to know SARAH,
Debra,
Peiwey and
Felicia & Xue!
A question to ponder on... or not.
The GODS're CONSPIRING against me!
Cereal ATAAACK!!!
R.I.P. NEW and beloved CD
UiHua loses his cool...
A bloody issue. Literally speaking.
Struggles of the math student
A day in a life with HuiLing
Caramello!
Those were THE days!
Who da cartoonist?!
Tribute to Black Reeboks
forgive the terrible color and all... just thought i'd have somethin eye-catchin here... who cares if it's sucky?

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Thursday, July 21, 2005
A question to ponder on... or not.

*Flashback*
I was sitting in the library this morning with Deb n Ed n for some reason i was thinking of our dear ol m'sia, tanah tumpahnya darahku, which literally translates into m'sia, the soil in which my blood spilled onto... yeah so anyway... i was just bein all patriotic n all n was thinkin of my dear old country when an image of the peninsula appeared in my mind and... and... i then realised that it bore an amazing resemblance to a... a...

*gasp*

... a PENIS!

*gasp*

Neway, realised that i wasnt the first to see that resemblance... just discovered that my bro saw the uncanny resemblance too a long time ago so it musta been God himself modeling the place after a penis... here's a pic i ripped off my bro's blog to further emphasize my point...


(copyright: CUH)

The Great One up above musta planned to fill this plot of land with a bunch of assholes and since an asshole's not very convenient to mold He musta decided on the next best thing... maybe that's why we've got dickheads as well... they go so well together, don't they? And, needless to say, as we all know, if m'sia's the penis, singapore must be the discharge...

*ahem*

yeah, so anyway, back to the story... so we went on to the subject of the penis n whether it's the length or the width that counts and all that other innocent, curious stuff... and then deb came up with the question of the day:

"Eh, actually ah... WHAT'S THE AVERAGE WIDTH OF A PENIS?"

This brought about a heated argument, with ed refusing to go measure his or loges' (but the ruler went through a lot either way) and then jon chipped in with the point that it's not fixed, that it differs in different conditions... which then brought about the idea of getting the average width of 10 guys of about the same, uh, mass... Then ajeet came by and finally shed some light on the subject...

"um... (stares thoughtfully at said ruler and measuring the diameter of a circle made by his forefinger and thumb) shouldn't be more that 1 1/2 inches la..."

Well ok... that helps i guess... u know how dissapointing it is to know that u've got a perfectly common question involving biology and NONE of the many biology books in the library had the answer, or even bothered to elaborate on it...

Anyway, yeah guess that's about it... never had so many guys talkin over the same subject for so long before... That was mainly due to deb askin every guy we knew who walked by:

"do u know the average width of a MALE penis?"

Male penis?

ok.

Any insight from u guys out there would be greatly appreciated!

*considers sterilizing said ruler*

Damn... ur right, pw... i'll never look at a ruler the same way ever again...

Posted at 07:30 pm by Ketot-Kid

muahahaha
July 27, 2005   03:44 AM PDT
 
OMG u mean to say last yr this time around i was actually living in penal discharge???0_0 i'll never look at Sg the same again.........
cpy
July 22, 2005   09:42 AM PDT
 
yalah! i tell u... KIDS these days... tsk tsk
butann10
July 22, 2005   07:27 AM PDT
 
eh...stupid budak!!..u couldnt have changed my name kah??..to anonymous or something..haih..i tell u some ppl n the things they think about!!...kids these days!!!!..*tsk tsk*..hahawakakak!!!
 

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